Health: Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training...

By Useless training - 11/07/2014 06:04 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training for the athletic tests, so I was proud of my score. When someone asked what I got and I shared, proud, they responded with, "I bet it helps that your fat bounces you back up." FML

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By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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By Dulok Warrior Princess - 10/09/2018 19:30 - United States - New York

Today, at gym class, coach placed the boys on an "advanced level" rope climb by having a girl cling on their back. I got paired with my crush. As he climbed, we were trailing behind so I cheered for him to go faster. He loudly responded, "Why don't you go on a diet!?" FML

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By fatgirl4 - 20/07/2009 23:31 - United States

Today, I was at the gym running with intensity on the treadmill. As I was working out, I noticed a few guys behind me staring at me. I figured they were checking me out because I was losing some weight and looking better. Turns out they were betting on how much longer "Fat Ass" could last. FML

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SnowxSakura 17

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.

reneetlovesyou 30

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.

Comments

sassy2085 16

Saturday 12 July 2014 4:41

Someone was jealous and narky to boot.

kohler_thanyou 5

Saturday 12 July 2014 5:03

I'm proud of you for getting the score you aimed for! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Thorvald22 17

Saturday 12 July 2014 6:33

Let a hater hate and turn feces to fertilizer, so when they diss, its just food for flowers to grow.

ceelos97 16

Saturday 12 July 2014 9:48

Hey don't let that get to you, just let it motivate you to get more fit.

AlwaysWatching 27

Saturday 12 July 2014 18:39

Let your haters be your motivators

Saikon1357 25

Saturday 12 July 2014 19:45

What an asshole

fo_luna 13

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:12

That is so mean

Littlebrraatt 14

Monday 14 July 2014 7:06

I am also over weight and in high school was teased a lot... until I did more sit ups then anyone in my grade... keep up the good work OP and don't let jerks get you down!!