Love: Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class....

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 18:15

Today, we got a new seating arrangement in my science class. I'm now sitting between two people who have spent the last 20 minutes whispering dirty things to one another. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Wooster

Today, we got new seats in class today. The guy placed next to me, turned, looked me dead in the eye, and said, "The balls are the warmest place on the body" while his hands were in his pants. I'm stuck next to him for the rest of the semester. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 17:47 - United States - Richland

Today, I found out what the two girls I sit near to fight about every day: seating. The loser has to sit next to me. FML

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Cleanliness is next to someone else

By Anonymous - 10/03/2020 15:00

Today, we got new seats in my English class; I was seated next to a boy that I don't know very well. When I sat down, he informed me that he is "opposed" to brushing his teeth. I thought he was kidding. Then he started breathing with his mouth open. These are our seats for the rest of the year. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 20:21 - United Arab Emirates - Dubai

Today, I found out that my classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangement where people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis. A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn. FML

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Creepy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in my psychology class, the creepy guy who sits beside me every day leans over and says, "I have an upset stomach, I may have to use the bathroom." FML

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Kids, it doesn't get any better

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 03:02

Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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Leave me out of this feud

By Anonymous - 17/05/2024 10:00 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, two girls who are in my class tried to talk to me about each other, not knowing the other had already spoken to me. They are best friends, but also hate each other, and seem to have taken me as the one to shit talk to about each other constantly. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 19:45 - United States - Piscataway

Today, we had to re-live sex ed in my college biology class. Unlike in middle school, nobody giggled incessantly. However, the guy sitting next to me stared at me intensely for nearly the whole three hour lecture. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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xStaciexLynnx 15

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:05

Take notes. Extra education.

21jason 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:16

Start moaning.

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:37

Surround-Sound Phone Sex is the future! You're living the dream. Wait 'til they advance 3-D video!

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:41

Join in, you'll either creep them out or get an invite to a threesome. Either way, you win

ontariowarrior 3

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:02

WIN

grundlepuncher 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 18:59

You sound like a better person to sit by than the op

AJRENO 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:44

Thats annoying

bri5083 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:47

Maybe they're hoping you'd be up for a threesome?(:

The_Tool1 13

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:28

I'm up for a threesome.

bri5083 9

Thursday 9 February 2012 2:47

How about no(:

seximexi2 4

Thursday 9 February 2012 4:21

Hey;) haha

SpencerAlsey 2

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:54

You're cute!

silentbutfunny 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 6:10

65 and the creeper of the day goes to.... (drumroll)

XanderJayNix 17

Thursday 9 February 2012 0:56

Record it and use it for blackmail!

SecretMe00 5

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:15

Really!!?????!?

dani05 0

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:11

Ask them to stop

FaraPjJammaz 13

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:17

Tell them to STFU... Unless you live in California. They might be related to other ghetto gangsters.

angrymexican 8

Thursday 9 February 2012 1:26

Something tells me you have never been to California

THE_A_TEEN 27

Thursday 9 February 2012 5:54

Yes, because ALL of California is full of ghetto neighborhoods, and every 30,000,000+ people here is somehow related to gang members, yeah(sarcasm). Really, is Texas full of trigger happy, dumb, republican, close-minded, racist idiotic morons? Is everyone in New Jersey a guido, orange, and dumb as hell? Is Alaska home to just the Eskimos and igloos and full of snow? Shut it with the generalizations. Piece of worhless ass-shit...