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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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ER1C_fml 22

I know my alphabet. A B C D E F G H I J J L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

Was the sneeze worth it? The sneeze can wait.

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larsvH 14

She crashed against a pole in a desert when she sneezed.

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GruesomeUrchin7 10

How do u smash into a pole going about 25 mph I go 65 mph down my driveway (not in a car) whitch is 9/10 of a mile

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purelymixed 17

Finished on a pole? Does this sound sexual to anyone else?

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ABlindMan 17

It's from FML world and the translation does translate exactly to something we would say. By finished they meant they hit the pole and wrecked.

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