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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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blueyekai 17

I incest you stop

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HeisenburgLabs 15

I don't know how you can make that much noise while doing that. The most they should have heard was heavy breathing. Also it's not weird to want your cousin, a lot of people do stuff with their cousins. Don't feel to bad and let her know how you feel about her.

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TisButAScratch 10

OP, I think you have literally the worst luck in the planet

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creativelexi 20

I'm sorry but this FML seems very familiar. I find it hard to believe word for word it is exactly the same. I know this isn't a case of daja vu.... Not trying to be mean but I know people out there do go random and repost old fml's

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