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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

Spicy
Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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EmoBoy88 5

ummm why are you noisy? or was it the sound of the wanking?

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YourVoiceofReasn 6

Something tells me that you own a plantation.

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Orchard 33

wow. what's impressive about this FML is the revealing nature of the male mind in the comments, and how many think it's ok to cross boundaries to satisfy sexual lust, even toward a blood relative. Good to know.

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yukiokashi 12

you should have gone to your own room...

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JesseAttack 21

Yeah, a few things in this story make it awkward and bizarre...

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fixingme99 10

You sick person... Who jacks-off to their cousin...?

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whyyoudodiz 4

Are we all just overlooking the fact that not only was it his cousin, but his UNDERAGE cousin.

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