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By VIVI - 25/10/2008 16:55

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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML
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doubleohseven 0

dude... thats disgusting i agree with #5 completely... why would u go into ur parent's room to wank?! of all teh places... your bedroom, bathrooms, you chose you PARENT'S bedroom to wank over your COUSIN. dude, get some therapy...

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thegilly06 0

Dued. You're kind of a sick ****.

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Comments

ThunderTheRad 14

Incest is for the people who are so desperate and lifeless, because you can't afford to take a girl out on a date then date her for a long time so you can marry and have sex. YDI, you idiotic fucktard.

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miuracross 4

alright buddy its time to **** a cousin. you can do that and the baby is still normal. other's opinions on my comment mean nothing to me.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thank god the baby monitor was in there. That's ******* sick to jack off in your parents room you sick ****.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

And it's sick to jack off to our cousin. You need to get therapy.

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mthurston 14

Me and one of my cousins fooled around when we were young teens, we never had sex but I fingered her and she blew me. As far as I'm concerned a cousin is far enough away on the family tree to not matter

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MrNiceGuy569 18

That's why you have a bedroom of your own

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ChrisMora 16

"I wank it to my cousin." You disgust me.

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Red_Curls1995 28

You need therapy. Seriously that's just sick.

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