By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML
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Same thing different taste

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well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!

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If you're going to wear a skirt, it is wise to wear underwear. Walking up the stairs, breezy wind, etc. can unintentionally expose people to things that NEWS FLASH: we don't want to see. This is true even if you were not a mom, it just reads as something you should have already known because you are a mom. We have the impression that age = wisdom, but sometimes not. Anyhow, like people said, there's nothing wrong with going commando, but probably not a good idea with a skirt and definitely not a good idea during family meals. There's a time and a place for everything... keep it classy.

wh0regasm 0

poor kid. you probably scarred him for life.

Wow, where to begin? Simply because you have a family clearly does not make you equipped to raise one. You are parenting some fine gentlemen there that look at mom's beav. But I guess I'm asking too much for ladies to know to cross their legs when wearing a skirt, particularly sans panties. I'm guessing your child was on the ground eating, too. Oh yeah, Octomom on line two-she needs a nanny. Perhaps next time your family dining should be the Micky Ds drive thru, just try not to flash the kid at the window.

sunshiiiineXD 0

I feel like if you were going out to eat at a family restaurant, with your young children, that it would be kind of obvious that you shouldn't go commando that day. But hey, to each his (or her) own.

IT IS HOT TO SEE A GIRL GOING COMMANDO IN A SKIRT, KEEP IT UP!

Jboolia 0

I've never gone without underwear in my life, and can't even imagine doing it wearing a skirt. But I guess if that's what you want to do... Anyway, this is weird to me that anyone would do that, but her being a mother doesn't make it any worse to me. Other than the fact that she did it around her kids...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. cute kid. it was just an innocent remark on his part.