Mommy Goes Commando

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 13:00

Today, I went to a restaurant with my family. My five year old goes under the table and says "Mommy! You forgot to wear underwear!" FML
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Dave_Davington 33

You've really got no one to blame but yourself for that one.

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Kurliez408 32

If you're not wearing underwear at least seat in a way which won't reveal it.

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Dave_Davington 33

You've really got no one to blame but yourself for that one.

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davecross 11

Shame on you! Your not setting a good example for your kid. Also aren't kids the greatest!!!

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stormy0307 16

Nothing wrong in being comfortable. But perhaps before next time you need to have a discussion about boundaries with your child.

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Kurliez408 32

If you're not wearing underwear at least seat in a way which won't reveal it.

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Lobby_Bee 17

I sometimes forget to put on underwear too. It's just so comfortable to be free. Free!

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Georgian_fml 15

so thats why the whole place smelled litte fishy

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Georgian_fml 15

so thats why the whole place smelled litte fishy

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RichardPencil 30

The child’s level of trauma depends on whether it is a girl or a boy.

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stormy0307 16

Highly unlikely the child was traumatized at all. That's the problem with people these days. They instantly assume every little thing is traumatic for a child. Eventually they will grow up and not have any coping skills due to the extremely sheltered existence they grew up on.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Kids aren't allowed under the table. OH and if you weren't wearing underwear, you definitely shouldn't have had her under the table. OR you should have worn some because you'd know kids go under tables... An amusing YDI

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ArbiterOfFML 24

What is wrong with being comfortable?

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