Kids: Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was...

By whoopsiedoodle - 21/05/2009 12:45 - Canada

Today, we went out to dinner to a family restaurant, and I was wearing a skirt since it's so warm out. My 4 year old scooted under the table to sit next to his brother. When he popped up on the other side, he exclaimed, "Mommy! You forgot to put on your underwears!" People were staring. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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charlottex33 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:01

well...why weren't you wearing underwear?

heywowmoo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 20:03

Maybe you should wear underwear- you're a mom!!

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Telly202 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:53

uhm, ew

leggomyeggo 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:53

maybe you should wear underwear in public from now on...?

TJStarzZ 8

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:57

So you let these kids up under the table knowing you have nothing covering your pussy? A. ****. B. Think before acting..in this case, "Is there a support made of cotton between my legs" BEFORE you leave the house, and C. A family restaurant? Seriously? I don't see how FML's like these even make it...

jeanniner 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:02

holy shit. thats your fault. 100%. why wouldnt you wear underwear with a skirt. soo stupid. you should not have a child.

DeadMansCrack 4

Friday 22 May 2009 0:06

YDI if you didn't wear underwear on purpose. But if you were in a hurry and didn't realized that you were missing your clothes (which isn't very likely), then FYL.

Sucks2beYouxD 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:06

You totally deserved it, bish :)

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Friday 22 May 2009 0:11

Today my mom took me and my brother to BK and tried to pass it off as a "family restaurant". The bright side was that I got this really cool Star Trek glass. Unfortunately, when I crawled under the table to show my brother I saw that my mom was trying to tempt all of the desirable men in this upscale establishment by showing the goods. Not only am I scarred for life, but now some guy with a crown and creepy mask wants me to call him dad. FML

sexaddict247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:13

wow your stupid, put some fucken underwear on you ****, your supose to be a mom!

DaemonDoC 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:13

****... thats a kid damnit!

sexaddict247 0

Friday 22 May 2009 0:24

Obviously this chick is lying in these comments by saying it was her cousin and not her son! she wrote and i quote... `My 4 year old` and the she wrote that he awsered her with `mommy` ..... i dont know about u but niece doesnt call me mommy lmao