Health: Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 15:42 - Belgium

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in my gut. It got worse and worse, and I started vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was the flu and that I needed to "man up." It turned out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from my hospital bed. FML

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By romoangel - 21/04/2020 05:00

Today, I felt a very sharp pain, like my appendix was going to burst. After going to the doctor, I was rushed to the hospital to get tests done. The doctors later told me there's nothing wrong, I was just constipated. I went to the hospital for them to basically tell me I'm full of shit. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00

Today, I had debilitating stomach cramps and told my mom, but she said she was too tired to take me to the ER. I had appendicitis. Thanks Mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 14:01 - United States - Allentown

Today, I crawled into my mom's room to tell her my stomach was in massive pain. She ended up throwing me out of the room while spraying me with Lysol. My appendix was about to burst and I needed surgery. FML

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By Disappointed Mom - 31/07/2016 20:31 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Leo - 23/07/2023 12:00

Today, after suffering probably my worst night of appendicitis, which consisted of vomiting, diarrhea, and going to the doctor, starving, only to find out a couple of hours later in the hospital ER that I'm allergic to penicillin and close to dying. Again. FML

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By middleagednurse - 04/10/2017 23:37

Today, I spent 5 hours in the emergency room for what I thought was heavy bloody diarrhea. After having various implements and doctors' fingers shoved up my ass, it turns out I was only shitting out the family-sized bag of red spicy cheese curls I had eaten for lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2022 22:00

Today, my son was up at 3:00 am crying due to excruciatingly severe pain in his groin. I took him to the ER. After nine hours consisting of two different hospitals, an ambulance ride, a CAT scan, an ultrasound, and possible appendicitis, the surgeon finally said he was just constipated. FML

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Calacor 17

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:16

well, shit

jojimugo 20

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:20

How hard were you pushing? Goddamm

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Crescent_Moon 17

Monday 13 April 2015 5:08

Well shit. I'm going to be driving myself insane while I go to the bathroom from now on...

MehNameIsJuan 15

Monday 13 April 2015 5:23

I do not understand how one gets appendicitis from this.

mikbrooke 25

Monday 13 April 2015 8:42

one does not get appendicitis from pushing hard. the appendicitis would already have been there. a symptom of it being you feel like you have to poop.

mosquito19 14

Monday 13 April 2015 6:08

you do not get appendicitis from pushing.

Shade1982 20

Monday 13 April 2015 9:27

Yeah, I think op would have had the appendicitis regardless of pushing :P.

conman531 23

Monday 13 April 2015 6:46

Holy shit, dude

brandon3747 16

Monday 13 April 2015 15:39

Taking a shit had nothing to do with it. Ya it would hurt a lot pushing a shit while you had an appendicitis, you still had one either way if you were pushing or not and would of ended up in the hospital no matter what.

Lopmon 7

Tuesday 14 April 2015 3:52

I bet you'd be too afraid to poop after that now.. FYL ..

ACE1442 16

Tuesday 14 April 2015 4:55

Don't feel bad, the exact and i mean the exact same thing happened to me a few months ago.

hockeybabe1716 4

Tuesday 14 April 2015 16:24

I just had surgery for an appendectomy.... Not fun!!

alicelouise66 5

Wednesday 17 July 2019 20:37

you do know that the two are not related. right?

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