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By littlelottie - 17/01/2012 17:04 - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

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By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2022 00:00

Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML

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By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML

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By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 05:01

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 09:08 - Maldives - Male

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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Tits_N_Turbos 20

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:22

You should have told her about it AFTER she had finished rounding up the rest of the Dalmatians, she might have been in a better mood then.

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:23

And now we see why the letters of "mother in law" rearranged spell "Hitler woman"

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creedaddict 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:33

I would of said ur hubby is the father

dreamcatcher11 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:46

I fail to see how she's a ****.. but I most definitely agree that she is a chronic bitch.

dreamcatcher11 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:48

The fact that she said mother-in-law kind of implies she's married to that lady's son...

perdix 29

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:48

For temporary relief from chronic bitch, I recommend **** Punch. Common side effects are serenity and politeness. For kindness lasting more than four hours, seek immediate medical help. Ask your physician about **** Punch, or your pregnant daughter-in-law.

insanelyXnikki 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:54

Wait, shit... someone else already said that... oh well, point still stands.

insanelyXnikki 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:55

Wtf? This was supposed to be a reply to a comment further up on this thread...

mrsvickybear 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:54

I wulda been all like you are bitch!!! Haha suckkkk it!!!

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 18 January 2012 7:28

That made absolutely no sense at all.

acidburnz1107 10

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:59

To 60. When IM 36(5 more years) my daughter will be 18( legal age to marry). When IM 39 my son will be 18. If the 45 year old mom is a **** what am i? Lol