Miscellaneous: Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I...

By littlelottie - 17/01/2012 17:04 - United States

Today, when I excitedly announced to my mother-in-law that I was pregnant, she looked at me with a blank expression and asked me who the father was. She's 45. She's not senile or suffering from dementia, but apparently just suffering from being a chronic bitch. FML

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By ChildFree - 20/04/2015 23:55 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my mother-in-law asked me when my fiancé and I were going to start having children. When I told her we weren't planning on having any, she went on a tirade about how selfish and cold I am for denying her precious grandchildren. Now she hates me. FML

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By Congrats? - 27/10/2015 15:16 - United States - Charleston

Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML

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Truth bomb

By Anonymous - 15/12/2022 00:00

Today, 98 year-old mom with dementia thought she was talking to one of my dead sisters and not my wife, telling her she'd better never tell me who my real father really, that I ruined her marriage. She won't have me ruining her reputation, so her getting pregnant with me from an affair was my fault apparently. None of my siblings ever told me. FML

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Think of the environment

By Anonyname - 18/05/2014 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML

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By unzucht - 30/05/2012 16:45 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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Favoritism

By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 05:01

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law say to her daughter "I can't wait for you to make me a real grandma." I'm pregnant with their first grandchild. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2015 09:08 - Maldives - Male

Today, I overheard my wife telling my mother-in-law I was diagnosed with a learning disability earlier this week. She replied, "I always knew he was a retard. Why did you ever marry that idiot?" All my wife did was mutter "I don't know." FML

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By kimmykins27 - 31/10/2014 12:58 - United States

Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML

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Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:22

You should have told her about it AFTER she had finished rounding up the rest of the Dalmatians, she might have been in a better mood then.

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:23

And now we see why the letters of "mother in law" rearranged spell "Hitler woman"

Comments

Xxsoldierxx29 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:08

Then you shouldn't get pregnant the world already has too many people on it

monnanon 13

Wednesday 18 January 2012 16:02

well go an bitch at the folk that have 14 kids and counting rather than the OP who was happy over falling pregnant with, what could be, her first and only kid

day624 14

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:10

Hopefully it doesnt run in the family?

mbrooks5110 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:19

Sounds like husband needs to stand up to mom to shut her face.

phatway12 13

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:20

******* in-laws need to let it go that you married their kid... after all, they're grown-ups?...

BadBoyz90210 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:22

Life is a bitch... But one you can't slap

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:42

Respond very seriously with "I'm not sure, can you help me look around and get dates straight?"

maddyyghee 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:46

tell her "do u REALLY want to know?"

l0v3p4in 7

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:51

My dear, OP's mother-in-law could have married in her early 20s starting a family shortly thereafter. That being said, her age at which she becomes a grandmother does not automatically constitute her as a '****.' AwesomeLoserChic is only partially right . . . Take out 'awesome' and you will hit the nail on the head.