Love: Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend... - FML

By Anonyme - 27/03/2015 09:50 - France - Laill

Today, when I woke up, I got into the bath that my boyfriend had prepared for me. I particularly appreciated its smell, so I asked him what he'd used. "I couldn't find the usual bath salts you use, so I just used what I could." It's official, I've taken a Alka-Seltzer flavored bath. FML

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cutycat136 28

Friday 27 March 2015 17:40

Hey, he's a guy, at least he tried.

Magnettik 16

Friday 27 March 2015 17:42

At least it smells good

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devi_916 39

Friday 3 April 2015 19:49

I'd be happy if my husband would just run me a bath with plain water. I don't need the fancy "fizz fizz" of alka shelter.

sky413 26

Friday 3 April 2015 23:00

Is your stomach feeling ok now?

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Tuesday 14 April 2015 14:21

Sounds like a good idea.

letsBEfunny121 9

Tuesday 14 April 2015 21:34

So many negative comments, I just like the illustration, and the FMLis funny

KidaAkash 5

Sunday 26 April 2015 9:05

well it is the effort that counts right?

Exaspera 54

Thursday 7 May 2015 4:51

The illustration for this FML is lovely!

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 14 June 2015 18:19

The illustration uses aspirin!

chaseafterwind82 29

Tuesday 8 September 2015 6:34

Plop plop, fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!

Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Monday 25 July 2016 19:14

Alka-Seltzer are really just mini bath-bombs! Expensive, but not really bad enough to spoil a lovely hot bath.

Manual_Manoosy 21

Saturday 22 April 2017 20:58

Cool story, bro

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