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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML

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I'll be back

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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IndiRae 9

Monday 27 June 2011 0:33

Play with him, problem solved Xbox

NomOnShroomz 14

Monday 27 June 2011 1:02

No, your mother is prone to viruses.

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iAmScrubs 19

Monday 27 June 2011 0:39

You two can always play splitscreen.

justanothagirl 0

Monday 27 June 2011 2:22

WIN!! ^^^^^

MrSassypants 33

Monday 27 June 2011 4:10

103 are you saying win to his comment (because it us a win) or are you saying win because he beat you in split screen?

MrSassypants 33

Monday 27 June 2011 5:54

was* oh silly sassy me.

FreshPairOfNikes 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:39

Should of just played a lil' xbox with him then.

GuidoCheese 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:39

Don't underestimate the xbox; It's also considered birth control and protection.

rattusrattus 18

Monday 27 June 2011 1:02

Excellent ***** too. Don't ask.

Natalie2k8 6

Monday 27 June 2011 1:09

How dare he play video games! I agree with all the other outraged women, he shouldn't have hobbies so all his time can be devoted to you!

austinkiser 3

Monday 27 June 2011 1:36

that seems alil crazy to devote all ur time to another I know ppl love each other but there is personal space or alil time to self

BuhxritNAYY 5

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:00

yea really and if you love them they shouldn't have to give up happiness. I let my boyfriend play xbox while I'm there. of course we take breaks but girls complain, guys play xbox...then we complain some more! just stop being so selfish op!

YoLauryn 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:39

"I could watch him play video games all day" said no ones wife EVER.

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

Monday 27 June 2011 1:24

I would :)

Thatoneguy911 2

Monday 27 June 2011 2:59

"I could listen to her bitch all day" said nobodies husband EVER

Hempseed 26

Thursday 3 January 2019 13:36

Speak for yourself.

mismonroe 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:40

So get a vibrator and quit your bitching.

Acaprice14 9

Monday 27 June 2011 0:40

Jeez. What is wrong with you women? Give us some free time, evidently he wasn't playing it before you posted this. If you want to make him mad, find the power box.

FreshPairOfNikes 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:43

Exactly what I'm saying.

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 1:20

What's wrong with woman? Too many emotions. So, in order to be a chill female, I block out all girly emotions and try to actually live my life instead of commit (friends with benefits).If only I had a personal chef, guys would love me even more.

MrSassypants 33

Monday 27 June 2011 6:43

57 instead of has put was and then guys would love you more!

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 6:51

192- I've tried. I'm the worst cook ever, but I wouldn't mind paying for endless trips to subway. Maybe I'll get better....

Natalie2k8 6

Monday 27 June 2011 0:41

Because she's an idiot

ashlinnmarie 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:41

what a great boyfriend

saIty 17

Monday 27 June 2011 0:43

Walk around naked, then let us see what he does.

enonymous 8

Monday 27 June 2011 0:44

It has more plugins, addons and features. also doesn't bleed for a week straight. I'm sure every man knows who their real baby is

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Today, I received a text with my last name spelled wrong. A short conversation revealed he got my number from me, through Tinder. I don't have an account, but he insisted he knew that I like it "hard and rough." He knew my first name. I still don't know how he got my phone number or name. FML

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Today, I drove my girlfriend home around 11pm to her garage where we started to have sex. When she came to climax she slipped and hit her head. Her parents heard the crash and came down; we were both still naked, and she was unconscious. FML

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Today, I came home to find my husband allowed several of his family members to move in without even asking me. His parents are in the spare room, his brother and wife are in my den and they expect me to make my daughter share her bed with two older cousins. I’m ready to take the kids and leave. FML

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Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

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Today, I found out that, given the correct velocity, a used condom can actually fly through a tiny window and slap you on the leg. I also found out that when you go to the window to yell at the perpetrator, they might have more ammunition. FML

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Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying, and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

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Today, I caught my boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Girls in yoga pants" site. He saw my expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid my junk so they'll think it's a chick!" FML

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