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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 06:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost two years proposed to me. Everything was perfect. The ring was beautiful. And seconds after I said yes, he went to play his new Xbox game. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I said yes and started gushing over the wedding, buying a house, having kids… He was smiling up until I mentioned kids. One discussion, followed by one blazing row later, he left with the ring, his clothes, and his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2011 11:55 - Canada

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML

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By vidzgrl - 28/01/2009 19:51 - Canada

Today, I was feeling sick, so I called my boyfriend who lives down the street to come and keep me company. He replied with, "no, I can't come over, I'm busy, I'm playing xbox." FML

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By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By jccwell - 23/09/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML

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Hello?

By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 05:35

Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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IndiRae 9

Monday 27 June 2011 0:33

Play with him, problem solved Xbox

NomOnShroomz 14

Monday 27 June 2011 1:02

No, your mother is prone to viruses.

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zavo4able 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:05

why would you think he's talking to you?

ThorneCrossed 9

Monday 27 June 2011 1:05

to be fair, oblivion is better than cuddling

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 1:06

Are you sure he didn't mean his dick?

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 27 June 2011 2:05

Can you not ******* read? It says "Xbox". And since when does someone go ********** as soon as they say "I'm going to play with my baby"? Read over the FML before you make an idiotic comment.

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 6:38

WOAH woah woah. You never know the situation. Anyway, thank-you for your constructive criticism, as I will never make an idiotic comment like that again. It was on impulse, a small slip-up that will cause me to thoroughly read every post before comment. Sorry for your troubles.

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 27 June 2011 7:07

I'm sorry if I offended you. I'll admit my mistakes and say that I give people a hard time. All I'm saying is you should take some time to read and understand it before making a comment about the story. One thing you'll learn on here, is that people will give you shit if you get even one detail wrong. Again, I apologize if I was too rough.

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 7:40

Haha it's fine. I try to be not hated as much as possible. We all have our ups and downs with commentry.

iSurf_fml 8

Monday 27 June 2011 7:43

*Commentry- the act and concept of commenting.

kut19 6

Monday 27 June 2011 1:11

you mean "his xbox gives him more pleasures than your sex box."

danz123 7

Monday 27 June 2011 1:17

Oh calm down OP, so what? All this says is he likes his xbox. He may call you 'baby' as well.

YayFlameWarz 9

Monday 27 June 2011 1:20

Play some Split-Screen. That'll get him riled up

martyslurpee18 0

Monday 27 June 2011 1:20

touché

lmaoatall 6

Monday 27 June 2011 1:21

tease him back. naked, you walk in front of him and say, it's time to suck on my baby. proceed to the freezer and pull out a frozen pop and go to town.

af117 3

Monday 27 June 2011 17:37

lol that would be hilarious

NYkid2K8 5

Monday 27 June 2011 1:23

You should have said "oh i thought you meant play with me" if he still wanted to play xbox, you need a new boyfriend.

j_cat187 19

Monday 27 June 2011 1:24

my cars my baby; PC> Xbox

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Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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Today, as my boyfriend was about to go down on me, he held his breath and said, "I'm going in!" FML

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Today, I can't get my heat to turn off. It is currently 87 degrees Fahrenheit in my house, and my heat is running non-stop. It's about 20 degrees outside with over a foot of snow on the ground, so a repairman can't come out to fix it. My electricity bill will be about $1000. FML

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Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML

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Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML

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Today, I was at Walmart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man came up to me and said, "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

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