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By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML

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By ricard0 - 27/02/2014 20:58 - United States - Petaluma

Today, I fell asleep on the couch, only to wake up later with my dog's tongue over my mouth. That was my first ever kiss. FML

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By Addicted2FML303 - 06/12/2010 22:50 - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By anonamous - 12/03/2012 21:45 - United States

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

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By CheeseMonsters - 24/01/2010 12:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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By violated ._. - 22/08/2013 22:45 - United States

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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domestica 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:05

you can't lead a dog on like that and then get all offended when he gives you what you asked for

Vasir 2

Sunday 7 June 2009 2:01

HAHA Fail. You asked for it, bud.

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pencilmustache 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:28

ummm wtf is wrong with you?

TryToBeKind 0

Monday 8 June 2009 4:06

That's just funny, Try not to think about the fact that he likely just licked his own ass previous to that.

maddiecakess94 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:21

LAMEEE pahha lmao

Swatme101 0

Monday 8 June 2009 6:24

Goggie kissesss! If you ask for it, your gonna get it :D

Dasher42 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:18

Funny, girls have the same complaint about a lot of guys.

frozenpandaman 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:13

I guess you're a little more than the dog whisperer now, huh

JoseCuervo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 7:31

I feel sorry for the dog. Did it at least taste good? LOL!!!

regalarius 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:30

This is what happens when we tease. When I was in high school I knew a guy who started humping a friend's dog to be goofy. He didn't realize it wasn't neutered until the dog got excited. That does happen to everyone though.

gclunax 0

Monday 8 June 2009 16:39

Ok... Fyl for being a total retard... Buut i hope your friend was in the room and yoi werent just trying to act like a COMPLETE idiot. i think u have no other person to make out with...