By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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domestica 0

you can't lead a dog on like that and then get all offended when he gives you what you asked for

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Vasir 2

HAHA Fail. You asked for it, bud.

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mcullen21 0

hahahahahahahahahaha the best part is today i was petting my friends dog....

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random_thought 0

pahahahhaha! what kind of dog?

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lilac_lover 0

lol. at least their mouths are clean.

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cactus_fml 0

Aww, lighten up. Dogs have a habit of licking peoples' faces, and I've seen people do kissy and makeout faces back at them. Plus, it's not uncommon for a dog to stick it's tongue in your mouth if you laugh or something. That happened to me one time when my cousin's huge black lab licked my face and I laughed it basically licked the roof of my mouth one good time. It was gross. And LOL #150.

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Mr_Resetti 0

If you can't even be around animals without thinking of ***********, then Bob Barker would tell you "Get your SELF spayed or neutered"

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AXavierB 1

You should've told him you didn't want to go that far on your first date.

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LeCorsaire_fml 0

the dog likes you.

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hypergeezer 0

WTF why would you do that?!

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karlajeggle 0

Why in the world would you pretend to make out with a dog?

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