By thedogkisser - 06/06/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, when petting my friend's dog, I acted like I was going to make out with him. While I wasn't looking the dog stuck his entire tongue in my mouth. FML
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domestica 0

you can't lead a dog on like that and then get all offended when he gives you what you asked for

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Vasir 2

HAHA Fail. You asked for it, bud.

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magicalunicorns7 0

I think the real FML here is that you wanted to make out with a dog, not that the dog licked you. Anyways, LOL!

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ladidadida 0

what the ****. why would you do that?

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sun_babe 0

Well... LEAST YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANT?! Dumb ass.

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misssweetie 0

Why didn't your friend join in for some *********** 3 way??? YDI FDL (f dogs life for leading him on like that! ;))

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bitterpill1 0

hahaha i can totally see this romantic dinner going on... he dims the lights and slowly walks to you and.... uhhh never mind... zoophile

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wowXthatsXanXfml 0

That's disgusting. Why would you even pretend to make out with a DOG? Are you perverted or something? YDI

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silverwind_fml 0

What's wrong with you?

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