Intimacy: Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was...

By pinky - 12/02/2010 05:13 - Australia

Today, when setting up for a rehearsal, my eldest teacher was standing next to me. My music teacher announces that it will be a tight fit and hard for everyone to fit in the area. The old teacher next to me leans over and whispers, "I'd like to fit in your tight area." FML

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Today, I was at a piano lesson playing a song I had worked very hard to make perfect. Halfway through, my teacher abruptly stops me and asks, "Did you notice that I rearranged the furniture?" FML

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Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

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By pianonerd - 15/09/2009 06:16 - Canada

Today, my piano teacher told me that she "forgot" to inform me that she volunteered me to play a 5 page song in a recital in front of 300 people that's happening next week. FML

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Friday 12 February 2010 12:18

you so need to report that!!!

ktbird 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:14

There's a hell of a lot wrong with that. If she is underage they could and should lose their job and probably never teach again. If she is not it is still highly inappropriate sexual harassment.

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beer01 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:50

Agreed with #129

iamaphoenix 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:03

sounds fake, but either way it was hilarious. no info on gender of either or age of the student.. calm down people, it was funny.

tb15 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 2:17

what I think of the teacher depends on how old the OP is... older than college-rude college-kinda creepy High School-Nasty and he should be fired Middle School-disgusting, he shouldn't even be aloud near a school younger than that-it's not even funny! why isn't he in jail yet?

kiki1995_fml 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:13

OMG Report!

sandyman000 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:44

WTF Eww report him and make him go on the preditor list. Sue him for rape umm... 

jordaninja 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:22

Sounds like a win win situation. He either gets fired, or you get someone to fill your tight space!

dannthemannxx 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:52

ew. please report himm.

smileysquid 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 4:57

that is so sick and wrong -.-"

Trixies100 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:42

o he'll no you need to tell on him I would tell my mommy

sccaldwell 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 10:25

I agree that it's harassment and should be reported. Trying to find a bright side, the teacher obviously thinks you're hot. The attention may not be wanted, but it is still a compliment in a weird, creepy sort of way. ;-)