By dkajxu - 12/08/2009 12:57 - Singapore

Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML
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Nonamerequired 0

I think he's more likely to mess up the names than the faces.

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Lolbrittany 0

no, SHE sucks. obviously she's not a very good daughter in comparison to her sister otherwise he wouldn't have said all that. >:U

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StingMunFizzy 0

I'm calling it fake.. I've seen the exact same thing posted a couple months ago.. FAKE!!!!

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nazooer 11

I know huh, because this kind of thing can only happen to one person right?

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GmanG 0

Maybe, because you cleaned after him and stuff - he mixed you 2 up and thought it was you sis... Plus he was drunk... P.S.******* looool at #25 "i'd says HE is a pretty good daughter"

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raNDMGUy 5

maybe just because he was drunk he thought that the daughter helping him wasnt vanessa so he said that vanessa was useless

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maybeline412 0

lol.i called my dad da other day n he replied wit "wat da hell do u want?" then went on wit im sorry i thought it was ur sis mabel.i am mabel.n he was sober.ur not alone :)

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cherrypieguy 0

I'm new to trolling so imma try it. YDI FOR BEING VENESSA

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juicyjay00 0

ehhh. honestly, he's the one thats a parent and drunk in the middle of the night. i'd say **** what he says, he's the useless one. not you. you were up for a good cause, studying. and you cleaned after him? i would have thrown a fit if my dad said that.

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trollskitroll 0

You obviously deserve it with a name like Vanessa... ah duh

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cherrypieguy 0

YDI for being VENESSA! The nerve of some people.

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myz986 0

thats exactly what i thought.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Wow, your dad must have been really drunk not to realize that you're Vanessa. Your Dad is kind of a jerk for saying that though...

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Uvula 0

Vannesa IS useless, you could be helping your father with something right now but you decided to spend it on FML to make you feel better about yourself.

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gennyv 29

She already helped him get up and clean his mess, which she probably didn't have to. And what were you doing? Commenting on FML

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xtraonionsnomayo 0

Drunks say the darndest things.

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byob_fml 0

.. atleast now you know what he thinks of you?

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Nonamerequired 0

I think he's more likely to mess up the names than the faces.

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codaic1549 0

HE WAS DRUNK!!! HE MIXED YOU UP, Oh MY GOSH!! DRUNKNESS= PERSON WHO DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING!!

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Polionixon 2

speak for yourself i proudly drank around 20 shots total and still remembered the whole night.

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for carying about what a drunk person says

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