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Lol pwnt
Sux u have an annoying boss:/
And both of them did the right thing? Yes.
why would you eat it if you just peed in it?
At #1: The whole point of FML is to hear people bitch about their unfortunate mishaps in life, in case you haven't noticed, or have completely managed to overlook the "**** My Life" part... If that is unacceptable to you then I just have one question: Why the **** are you here?! STFU.
I'm going to scold you for using the idiom "chew out" to mean yell at critically. I hate you.
you think that's bad? I was parking at a meter. the meter reader saw me park. then I got out of my car to pay the meter and he put a ticket on my window because the meter was expired. I was furious
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lmfao, sounds like something out of a movie. but seriously, you could of just explained the situation to your boss...unless your boss is a complete dick. in that case, fyl op.
Like his boss would really care about OP's deserved ticket. YDI.