Love: Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked...

By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2022 02:00

Today, my ex, who I still live with, invited he’s best friend (a drama starter) and his new love interest over for dinner while I was at work. Now I’m outside, waiting for them both to leave. FML

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By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Michelle - 06/12/2014 03:35 - United States - Abingdon

Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By Ohgreat - 17/10/2009 16:25 - United States

Today, I discovered I was at the same restaurant as my ex and his new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my mother's phone when she wasn't looking, and began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, the waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into the calculator. FML

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By maddieex - 04/12/2014 02:49 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML

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By jimmy_poison - 09/02/2015 00:19 - New Zealand - Hamilton

Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML

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EBrennan 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 11:54

walk it off, if your happy with your new boyfriend that's all that matters.

remy3106 10

Tuesday 14 September 2010 11:51

haha that sucks, next time don't be soo nervous!:)

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sweetdreams20 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 17:41

lllloooosssseeerrrr

JanisEvans 10

Tuesday 14 September 2010 18:55

...someone's on the rebound. *yawn*

FMyLifeCereal 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 19:36

Your current bf could have won the day by eating the salad off your thighs.

MrFerret 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 20:19

Yea but then why does the new guys time have to be wasted because she is still attached? This is just disrespectful.

FreeKingKool 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 20:52

yea that what I do when i get nervous too

chrissaaababy 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 22:03

that sounds like something I would do. ): sorry op, I feel ya when it come to the nerves.

flowerchild1616 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:08

your in loveeeee still

WickedWendigoX 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 5:55

waist of guacamole.. -.- dumbass

longtimesunshine 4

Wednesday 15 September 2010 6:02

this is sad );

ijenah 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 10:19

that sucks! next time just switch tables, if you can

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