Love: Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom....

By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Miramichi - 30/05/2011 12:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML

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Joe Bidet

By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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Abenti 8

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:43

You just can't win. FYL

Tigerblossom 19

Sunday 24 March 2013 16:44

Just think of what would happen if you made a sandwich for him without him asking for one....

Comments

Martnikk 15

Monday 25 March 2013 16:46

Why the hell do people care about that seat thing

JoyM 6

Monday 25 March 2013 20:01

What a "shitty" boyfriend

icepick23 12

Monday 25 March 2013 21:24

The minute he yells at you, dump him!

MDNative 6

Monday 25 March 2013 23:26

thats what you get for trying to be considerate

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 3:38

Its a loose either way :(

Sir_Swaggington 6

Wednesday 27 March 2013 8:21

The role reversal in this FML is funny, but leaving the seat and lid up is unhygenic so YDI.

thejimler 9

Wednesday 27 March 2013 13:33

I don't understand the yank's obsession with toilet seats being up or down. Is it that hard for other guys to piss through the hole in the seat? It's not like threading the needle, and if you piss on the seat then wipe it off and stand closer next time.

reaxion 25

Wednesday 27 March 2013 20:45

Haha. Karma sucks. So many women complain about the seat thing, but how many of them lift the seat when they finish? You rarely hear a man complain about THAT!