Kids: Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family....

By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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By downlowtooslow - 12/06/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, while eating with my kids at McDonalds, my son put his hand up and wanted me to give him a "high five." I went to give him a five, but he moved his hand at the last second and I ended up slapping him in the face. Now everyone there thinks I'm a child-beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2015 22:46 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, while out walking with my son in a stroller, a couple passed by and the girl smiled sweetly at him. It made me really happy, until we passed and I heard her say "What? You're supposed to smile at babies, even if they look weird." FML

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By sociallyawkward - 19/05/2016 01:52 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Kate - 17/10/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML

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By RetailRage - 10/08/2015 12:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job working retail, I had just finished cleaning and straightening a whole aisle. This kid watched me do the whole thing. When I was done, he stuck his arm out, and ran it down the whole shelf, knocking everything off it. His mother just grabbed his hand and walked away. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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rg350dx 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:24

Wel,l you know what they say. The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.

biggestfan23 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:24

I hate this world

Comments

kidrauhlsimpson 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:49

Some people are so rude.

cottoncandymango 17

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:51

Who spit in their bean curd?

ShakeDisPlace 10

Wednesday 3 July 2013 20:04

More like , who peed in their cheerios?

redbandit9877 12

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:52

Yeah, some parents these days. I had a 9 or 10 year old grope me in the store who was congratulated by his father. I ranted at the dad but got the whole "he's just a kid" thing. Teach your kids some respect, seriously.

perdix 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 16:57

#32, his dad probably bought him some McNuggets in exchange for a detailed description of your McNuggets. With "assault laws" and "security cameras" and "respect for women as people", adult groping has become a lot less fun, so they have to send out juvenile surrogates.

fluffycatsdad 33

Thursday 4 July 2013 4:42

Um, ew! How old does someone have to be before you can lay sexual assault charges against them in your jurisdiction?

elizacandle 29

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:03

This! People blame children nowadays, when more often than not it's ass-hat parents like this.

stargirl_95 24

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:09

In ten years time, when this kid grows to be a complete douchebag, people will probably blame his behaviour on "this generation". If parents like this raise their children to be disrespectful douchebags then they will be disrespectful douchebags and it will have nothing to do with this generation and everything to do with shitty parenting.

badluckdawson 19

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:23

This is why I fear the new generation

stargirl_95 24

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:45

Yeah! Because everyone knows that disrespectful douchebags did not exist before this generation! They all fell from the sky some time during the 90's.