Miscellaneous: Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower....

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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Tough enough

By zana - 05/08/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Friday 11 September 2009 13:01

Is it just me, or does a razor comb seem like a really bad idea?

stormoftara 0

Friday 11 September 2009 9:10

Wow, that really sucks. Maybe a barber can fix your hair for you?

Comments

registered 0

Friday 11 September 2009 9:39

nah dude I wouldnt call you gay I dont know you... lol the only reason I made my nick Registered is to piss of that RETARD unregistered that always leaves stupid stuff on here...

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 11 September 2009 9:40

hahaha, I see. 's all good then.

registered 0

Friday 11 September 2009 9:42

you sure your not the one using the comb though??? cuz judgin' solely by your hair man.... BTW i dont even know if my ex had one of them things

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 11 September 2009 9:54

Nah, I don't; never have.

toink 0

Friday 11 September 2009 9:55

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

whyowhy26 3

Friday 11 September 2009 11:28

I like dick.

Intellectualist 0

Friday 11 September 2009 12:03

Exactly right my friend.

whyowhy26 3

Friday 11 September 2009 12:10

I know, right? People these days. Sheesh.

vanessaizawesome 8

Sunday 17 June 2012 1:54

Wtf!!! Are you drunk or somethin?

Ashleyxphobia 0

Friday 11 September 2009 11:44

Shave it, you'll never have a repeat incident like this again.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Friday 11 September 2009 13:01

Is it just me, or does a razor comb seem like a really bad idea?

Meeka_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 4:57

http://www.sallybeauty.com/Jilbere-Precision-Cut-Comb/SBS-345400,default,pd.html Only if you're retarded. @ OP: You're a moron if you cannot see the razor running through the comb and feel/hear the difference of using said tool.