Miscellaneous: Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower....

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By captfml - 15/12/2010 22:32 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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Tough enough

By zana - 05/08/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Friday 11 September 2009 13:01

Is it just me, or does a razor comb seem like a really bad idea?

stormoftara 0

Friday 11 September 2009 9:10

Wow, that really sucks. Maybe a barber can fix your hair for you?

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murderofcrows 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 4:53

Oh my that sucks. And those combs look just like regular ones too! My sister went to cosmo school and her friend did too. On her friends wedding day she had one of those combs sitting out after they had styled her hair. About 15 minutes before the wedding her fiancee went in and grabbed it to comb his hair once more. :(((

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:17

like you couldn't tell the difference. that shit hurts

Shannon_Kiwi 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:15

I did this a couple years ago. I was at my friends' grandparents' house getting ready for church, and I found a pretty gray comb. I used to have long hair, and when I combed through it, I'd close my eyes.. As I was running my fingers through my hair, it started feeling strange, as if my hair was longer than it should be. I looked in the mirror and started tugging at the hair that was longer than it should have been. Clumps of hair started just coming out, and I looked to see a lot of hair hanging from the comb, and on my shoulder. I screamed bloody murder. Hahaha. I had to "fix it" by having my friend thin the other side. Eventually you'll think back on this and laugh, like I do. : )

penisface69 17

Sunday 13 September 2009 17:25

Wow. If you couldnt feel the pull of the razor on your hair...you're pretty dumb.

JenCognito 0

Monday 14 September 2009 8:35

YDI for taking other people's shit without asking.

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:18

Nobody asks their siblings if they can use their stuff.

NoteMyGrin 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 5:24

That's the worst invention ever.

MysteryJoker 5

Tuesday 26 January 2010 0:37

no, no...The electric triangle is definitely the worst invention ever http://tinyurl.com/yhffa7w

omgurkidding27 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 10:07

aw shit

Pheronax 0

Wednesday 31 March 2010 3:30

Who makes these things!!!

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:16

It really doesn't make much of a difference. I have one of those and tried to thin my hair out with it a couple times... All that came out of it was a shitload of hair that went down my toilet while my hair didn't look any different. Unless you jerked it back and forth on one place, you should be fine. If you did that, then you need to learn how to comb your hair anyway, because you were definitely teasing it.