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By Shoofly - 04/03/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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Get back here!

By matte - 30/03/2009 12:16 - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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Nutshot

By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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odexy 12

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:51

YDI if you didn't speak up.

Doortje 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:52

Just walk away and get a sandwich elsewhere.

Comments

TempestRain 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 20:45

Well say something Beeotch!!! Duh!

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:36

I wouldn't have paid 4 the sandwitch

melibear89 7

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:48

that's disgusting. if you didn't say something after he did that you deserve it.

pepepeeps 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 23:56

SUBwAY.. EAT FRESH.. Hahah

chambers84_fml 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:35

Thats just gross.

newman0043 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:38

that was me, no joke..

bellaec825 4

Sunday 6 March 2011 3:49

extra flavour?? lol

lilmissprissNkc 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 4:50

Lenny's and Planet sub are way better... And if you get sick from ingesting fly guts... YDI

hyperdrive 4

Sunday 6 March 2011 5:09

You should be glad a man was making a sandwich to begin with. He was just trying to give you some protein!

ashitac 0

Sunday 6 March 2011 12:08

did u say sumthing?

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