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By Shoofly - 04/03/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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Fast food, hold the fast

By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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Get back here!

By matte - 30/03/2009 12:16 - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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Yummy

By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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Nutshot

By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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odexy 12

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:51

YDI if you didn't speak up.

Doortje 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:52

Just walk away and get a sandwich elsewhere.

Comments

Deservesit22 1

Sunday 6 March 2011 13:54

That's where the crunch comes from...

EvilSpirt 5

Sunday 6 March 2011 15:50

Its gunna become a very high selling sub soon....

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 6 March 2011 21:23

At least at MacDonalds he would have asked "Would you like flies with that?"

enjoywhileyoucan 0

Monday 7 March 2011 1:41

Because, he would say the Subway-guy that he had to change their gloves before prep a sandwich. But OP prefer to write FML rather than speak up to them. If you don't do what they deserve, it turns over you!

kimmy88 3

Sunday 6 March 2011 22:43

you should say hey! I saw whole thing. wash ur nasty hand and make right sandwich!

rawrlionface 0

Monday 7 March 2011 0:20

I don't understand why this person supposedly deserves it, according to the many YDI. Trolls, FYL.

ladykatie16 3

Monday 7 March 2011 0:46

and that is why I never ever eat at subway. they are disgusting.

enjoywhileyoucan 0

Monday 7 March 2011 1:23

you right man. keep the local business live. In recent 2 months, a pizza chain (really big one) was selling large pizza with 2 top just for $6 and something. How a local pizza store or even another types of restaurants could survive? If they do even without advertising, they deserve to get my $2 more! Don't they?