By Bajar - 18/12/2012 19:53 - Australia

Today, while at the airport waiting for my flight, I sat down next to a mother and her son. As I pulled out a water bottle, she leaned over to her son and said, "Promise me you will never do what the man next to you just did." I have no idea what the hell I did wrong. FML
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Bajar 1

Hey all, OP here. To clarify a few things: it was at the airport lounge, the mother and son had a double couch together and I had a single chair next to the son. The water bottle was disposable and on a clearly visible pocket in my backpack. I still have no idea what I did wrong.

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lukemack 4

Mothers are very over protective you don't know what there thinking.

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mbpoland 5

Vodka is the same color as water, so maybe she's Russian.

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asb818 14

Why didn't you respond with, "Excuse me, but are you talking about me? Would you mind telling me exactly what I did that you believe was wrong?" Problem solved.

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kennaem1 11

She must've thought You had vodka in the water bottle

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maddygirl820 10

Maybe you didn't do anything wrong, and it's just her.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Maybe you make a gross slurping noise when you drink? Maybe you drank too fast or slobbered all over yourself? Maybe that lady works for Betty White's Off Their Rockers, how old was she? Did she then proceed to talk about her sex life or perform crazy stunts? Am I asking too many questions? Is this real life? What is real anymore, anyway? Should I stop? Should I keep going? Why are there jewellery in my weeds? Why are there weeds in my jewelry? Why did 7 eat 9? Why am I so annoying? Why are you guys going to thumb this down?

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RaveBlade 4

I did and as a matter of fact i was looking for it.. my phone glitched or something..

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CharresBarkrey 15

I think you're lying.

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crazy4uboi 6

Maybe she meant some guy that was there right before you showed up...?

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rsaffi 6

Jeez, OP! Where did you pull that water bottle from? O.o

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DLT_fml 20

Maybe she's condemning you for using a water bottle that it just going to end up in a landfill... *rolls eyes*

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