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By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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A shooting waiting to happen

By Never Been Arrested - 01/03/2016 21:44 - United States - State College

Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 19:16 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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MrFraser25 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:48

I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever

batfan5683 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:46

are you fat and orange???

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iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:50

There would be a bigger problem if you were mistaken for Pauly D.

porterc16 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:12

bro, I should have tooken a picture of it. alright I was on tinychat with some friends and this guy looked EXACTLY like pauly d.

k8izgr8_fml 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:56

tooken? lol

chelseaaababyyy 17

Thursday 7 July 2011 23:31

aww yeahh, snooki, yeahh !

Thelective_Lisp 5

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:51

Well, hopefully you're a girl.

tjsomethin 9

Thursday 7 July 2011 22:20

Snookie is a girl???? What????

alex6946 10

Friday 8 July 2011 0:25

Snooki's don't have a gender. They're just little plump, orange, midgets.

KaliKakes 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:52

that's a bad thing?...

itsmeyippie 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 21:56

It is a terrible thing

giveitdub 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:53

:') hahaha FYL.

Skypinklove 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:54

Well, I say FYI and YDI. FYI for being mistaken for her, but there must have been some similarities. Stop tanning so much.

chengy4191 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:55

suck it up there are ppl with actual problems in this world not just u be happy that ur actually getting attention -_-

ant1078 7

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:55

oompa loompa's belong in the chocolate factory!

WTFitsBob 4

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:55

so

Josiieeee 3

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:57

At least it wasn't Deena... Or The Situation.

darkness4dummies 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:59

my friend janessa bears a resemblance to snookie but only because she acts just like her but its only a bad thing if you take it that way. Also stop tanning

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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, my long distance boyfriend told me no more nude pictures or sexting, as he's afraid the government will steal it all. FML

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Today, I was running late for work and, in my rush, spilled coffee all over my shirt. When I finally got to the office, I realized I had forgotten my laptop at home. FML

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Today, I texted a friend saying I urgently needed his help. He gushed back along the lines of, "Glad you reached out, everyone has noticed your terrible frame of mind, you’re a suicide risk." I meant help with a tricky Excel spreadsheet, but thanks for the support I guess. FML

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Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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Today, it's our eighth anniversary. My husband has struggled for a while with erectile dysfunction, and tonight he decided it wasn't worth trying. So now, he's sitting at home, soft, while I'm eating Taco Bell in the car. FML

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Today, I walked by the boys' locker room to surprise my best friend when he came out for his soccer game. I heard a voice shout from inside, “If I score today, I'll get to score with Jenna!” followed by a bunch of men’s hoots. I’ve known him since we were freshmen and I see this guy as a brother. FML

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