Holidays: Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML - FML

By Unknown - 07/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, while I was at the beach I decided to go into the ocean even though the waves looked rough. While I was in the water, I got caught by the riptide and needed to be saved. The reason I was at the beach? I'm a lifeguard. Now all my co-workers won't stop laughing at me. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By romancocks - 09/05/2014 20:31 - United States - Palatka

Today, some girl in the street mistook me for Richard Simmons. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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Hey guys!

By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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A shooting waiting to happen

By Never Been Arrested - 01/03/2016 21:44 - United States - State College

Today, I was once again mistaken for an escaped convict. I live near a women's correctional facility and apparently my nursing scrubs look a lot like their prisoners' uniforms. The cop made me late for work. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By gotmon3y - 07/04/2009 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2012 19:16 - Canada - Lloydminster

Today, on more than one occasion, I was mistaken for my boyfriend's mother, by his own family. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2011 17:31 - United States

Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML

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You deserved it 11 262

By drastech99 - 23/09/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

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Top comments

MrFraser25 2

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:48

I was mistaken for Osama before... worst day ever

batfan5683 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:46

are you fat and orange???

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mcintosh123 15

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:47

How can they notice you when Snooki is 4" something tall :D

karrie09 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 23:42

I'm the same height as her:/

baileybug93 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:52

That says four inches...

mcintosh123 15

Friday 8 July 2011 8:13

Haha I'm such a dummy well sorry about that :P

cldean24 4

Friday 8 July 2011 15:27

omg 327, thanks for pouting that out we would have never guessed he actually meant 4 foot. Wow, this comment makes so much more sense. You, my friend, are a regular Einstein. More of your theories, intellect, and great wisdom please?

cldean24 4

Friday 8 July 2011 15:29

Auto correct changed pointing to pouting. I don't want to hinder your intellect with my misuse of words.

IdontWanna69 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:47

oh my god that's terrible. ?

rhpsfan9 10

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:47

lol should have gone with it

shah008 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:34

hi

Allyb321 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:48

what's the problem there?

unluckiestperson_fml 14

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:59

Have you seen Snooki?

Allyb321 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 19:37

I know, I was jk. snookie is a fat ass bitchy *****

daminantion 14

Friday 8 July 2011 15:40

39, you remind me of Ramona off of Scott Pilgrim :)

Mahkymahk 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:48

you should've gotten naked for the paparazzi ya

lamAzn 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 9:03

lololololol

Keirakun 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:48

Ew

Runninvegan 8

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:48

You Orange little beast!

HahaYDI 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:48

At least you don't have to buy a Halloween costume now.

porterc16 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:49

ehh. big ****. loud mouth. nice ass. I think I would be happy.

cldean24 4

Friday 8 July 2011 15:31

You also look like you are seven. You'd tap whatever would let you.

porterc16 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:23

I'm fourteen.

kewlstoribro 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:36

o_o.... I like how your profile says you're 20 yrs old..... Interesting....

Luvmehateme292 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 5:36

Bahaha! He's just into the older chickas! Trying to get himself a milf.XD

itsmeyippie 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 0:28

No but you have to be 17 to have an FML account

ohmandapants 16

Thursday 7 July 2011 18:49

YDI for walking around looking like an oompa loompa.

daminantion 14

Friday 8 July 2011 15:43

j'aurai dit, j'adore tes yeux, mademoiselle ;)

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Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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Today, my brat of a coworker tried to convince our boss that I should get paid half of what I'm making because I broke my right arm. I'm left-handed, broke it on the job, and still doing a better job than her. She makes double what I do. FML

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Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML

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Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too "high maintenance". And that's because I ask him to use condoms when we have sex, and I refuse to invite my friends over for threesomes. I don't know why I'm not actually glad we are broken up. FML

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Today, I have laryngitis and can’t speak at all. I went to make myself some breakfast and my mom kept asking me questions, to which I replied with nods and head shakes. She said, in a condescending voice, that I need to use my “big girl words” and will keep using her “baby voice” until I do so. FML

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Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML

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