By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML
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skyeyez9 24

My female friend was in the army on a field training exercise. She had to poop so found a private spot. Just as she was in the middle of #2, a group of Rangers filed past.

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Ajjas013 6

You should have sprinkled her.

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wordgirl 0

You ABSOLUTELY deserved it!!!!! Seriously? You go outside in the bushes and are surprised when someone sees you? You're lucky you didn't get arrested for public urination. That's an actual crime, you know.

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Smilzen 0

That's outrageous. If public urination is a crime, then call me Josef Mengele.

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DGross 8

#56... ummm... no and yea, crazy as it is, public urination is a crime, especially if minors are around (although op was probably a minor too so idk how the laws would have been different)

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astro_plastic 0

My dog laughs at your shenanigans. On the toilet.

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DGross 8

lol yea... sounds like the OP was into a little role reversal there...and now I have that multiverse episode of family guys stuck in my head... Pickup my poop!!!

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Awnonymous 4

You're a guy. How is it even embarrasing? I could see if as a girl you'd feel a bit vulnerable crouching up in the bushes, but as a guy how is this a big deal at all, especially since you were obviously hiding? If you act like an embarrased idiot you'll look like one. Once again this is one of many FML's that have nothing to do with embarrasment but with social awkwardness.

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tokintot07 0

I bet you're small... sucks.

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boog_fml 7

Is he supposed to piss with an erection?

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topbanana 0

that is why you don't take a dump in the middle of a park. and what good would one tree do?? you should have at least gone in bushes

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reggie77 0

that sucks balls!!

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rachness 0

haha I don't know why but I found this comment very funny. hey if the package is impressive you just might get lucky ;) here's to hoping that works out for ya

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Gabbiegummies 4

wow in the dog park seriously it's like you wanted to be seen

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Kockdiesel 0

only an FML if you have a small dick.

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