Animals: Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom...

By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 22:44 - United States

Today, while at the dog park, I suddenly had to use the bathroom really badly. Since there weren't any facilities nearby, I decided to go behind a tree and relieve myself there. While doing this, two other owners, one who's in my math class, noticed me, despite me trying to hide. She definitely saw everything. School will be fun tomorrow. FML

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Shy pooper

By privatebathroomneeded - 16/12/2014 19:26 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML

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Check her out

By minnie - 28/08/2009 18:30 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and I farted really loud in the school's girls bathroom. Some boys overheard from the hall and called everyone over. I came out only to find about 20 guys staring anxiously at the bathroom's door to see who I was. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 21:20 - United States

Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML

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**** OFF, thanks

By please leave... - 13/02/2013 19:33 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I have problems going when other people are there, so I waited until everyone left. Two girls noticed I was taking a long time, and started giggling and throwing notes under the door asking if I was alive. This continued for half an hour. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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Industrial logs

By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2011 16:14 - Netherlands

Today, I was worried about passing an exam, so I hid a note under my skirt. When the guy next to me was finished, I had to get up so he could leave. With no time to hide the note, I stood in front of the entire class, hand over my crotch, looking as if I had to pee. FML

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Oh shit

By das_shizzle - 30/09/2020 23:02 - United States - Montesano

Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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skyeyez9 24

Friday 12 March 2010 2:13

My female friend was in the army on a field training exercise. She had to poop so found a private spot. Just as she was in the middle of #2, a group of Rangers filed past.

youngbutwise15 5

Friday 12 March 2010 2:04

Yes, it centainly wil be, buddy.

Comments

Izzy322 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:24

this is only an FML if you have a tiny dick

thatfeelsright 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:29

are you sure she saw everything? =p

alexblue 5

Monday 15 March 2010 16:41

did 'she' ? ?

exoticfuck 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:30

YDI for greenday999 commenting your fml.

sprite123 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:33

hmmm pretty unlikely that a public dog park doesnt at least have an outhouse... just sayin..

sucks4Udude 3

Friday 12 March 2010 11:08

the local dog park in my town doesn't have an outhouse... dogs pee outside, dumbass XD but in all seriousness, couldn't you hold it or something, OP?

katmandont 0

Friday 12 March 2010 17:14

my dog has a shy bladder and must go in the outhouse (shades of the dog on the toilet in 'Bruce Almighty')

nman183 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:40

haha

ninba20 0

Friday 12 March 2010 3:41

hahaha it will be fun indeed... just say it was ur twin...

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Friday 12 March 2010 3:50

dude so wat my bros piss on side of our shed everyday not a huge problem if u shit behind a tree that's a whole different story no worries man

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Friday 12 March 2010 4:38

Just be glad it was a classmate and not a police officer because then you would have been arrested for indecent exposure instead of just embarrassed. There's a bright side to everything if you look at it.