By Cristoforo - 25/05/2013 08:19 - United States - Mamaroneck

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17

To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol

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Top comments

friedchickenpie 14

Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!

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luckygirl76 2

Added bass! Why am I never around to witness this stuff? I would laugh so hard...

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theboy13 13

Walk outside? Go to restroom... Sound of movie still won't conceal the smell.... ******* rude

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kemando 22

I've managed to master the art of silence is my gas evacuation... But that's only for use in public.

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nnnope 26

well it's good you let it out. you might've spontaneously combusted otherwise.

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buckdharma 37

I use my pop-corn as a odor absorber and a silencer, then I offer some to the person sitting next to me.

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mkid232 15

You probably just added comedy to the movie by having a very ill-timed fart.

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buddy51 23

OP- Next time your pre-theater meal is at taco bell and the gas pressure starts to build, let rip loudly and without restraint and then point to the person nearest you and claim they are "fart ventriloquists"!! This clever plan will shift the blame elsewhere and make you look like a hero!! Give it a try!!!!

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mikeymayhem_87 15

The echo that fart would have caused reverberating from the walls of the theatre must have been epic!!

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nismo_r2 5

BahahahahahhaahhH I DO this too, but I manage accordingly

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