By Cristoforo - 25/05/2013 08:19 - United States - Mamaroneck

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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Cristoforo 17

To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol

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friedchickenpie 14

Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!

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DjMonroe95 11

Someone saw fart and the furious

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Ceejay1 13

Try and hide the sound ,you do know you can't hide the smell .

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Solid_Hippo 4

I always wait for the shoot outs. they last 10 danm minutes every time.

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deaper 16

Best way to handle a fart that you can't hold in is to act like a really crude fool and just let it rip loudly and then raise your arms up with a loud "YEAAAAH!" You'll get a few chuckles and eye rolls but you won't have to be embarrassed!

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ddinspire6 10

Wear a thong next time or go to the bathroom wow

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interesting33 36

Your username makes this even better!

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ArsenicReload 1

Why couldn't you have gone to the bathroom?

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wtffml1979 22

Really? Go to the bathroom? C'mon it's a fart not ********. Let it go and keep watching.

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