By Cristoforo - 25/05/2013 08:19 - United States - Mamaroneck

Today, while at the movies, I had an uncomfortable amount of gas that I couldn't hold in any longer. I waited for a loud part in the movie to conceal it and took my chance. Problem was, the loud part ended abruptly. I didn't. FML
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To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol

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Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!

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You should have stood up and bowed at the end.

There is nothing wrong with farting. It's natural and everyone does it. Heck, I ripped a big fart in the store just today.

Everybody pees too, but that doesn't mean it's acceptable to do it in public.

difference being: -you don't have to whip out your penis, or pull down your pants. -its just gas not liquid or a solid. PS who the hell goes to the bathroom EVERYTIME they have to fart?

CambodianAssHole 4

I dont care where I'm at or whoever is around...

You should of blame it to the person beside... "Oh god... You sick person" get up and move quickly...

If you're ashamed or embarrassed by natural bodily functions then excuse yourself from the room. Since you tried to hide it and /failed/, YDI.

Fart loudly and be proud !!!!, as long as you don't shit your pants it's fine

To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol

Own up to your manliness and be proud! I salute thee!

You should have joined in with a "Eww" and looked around like you were disgusted ;)

Personally, I'm the type that would burst out laughing and raise my hand o/ hahah or start waving it to people who are disgusting by a natural bodily function :p Side note, don't fart when you need to go #2 bad situation for me in front of my girlfriends mom -_- LOL

WonkeyDonkey 10

You're spose to turn around and blame the person next to you ;) LOL

The movie was good as for action... But ruined Khan

threer 30

#102, you just really obviously copied #97, ya stupid bitch.

You disgust me. There are these places called RESTROOMS.

Oh, no! Don't fart in public! Not like it's a natural bodily function or anything! Hahaha

Have u ever been in a situation like that? You don't just get up and go at the most exiting part of the movie -.-

ViviMage 39

So do you go into a kitchen to belch?

jmar411 12

Yeah and miss five minutes of a movie that OP probably paid 8 bucks to get into and then more of buying concessions.

8 bux? More like 15 nowadays. I'd love to know where you can still see a movie for 8 bux....

Where I live matinee tickets are $6 and night time weekdays are $7.75.

I wish movies were 8 dollars where I live. It's about 12 - 12.50 for a regular and about 16-17 for IMAX 3D or just 3D

Where I live, the local theater's evening tickets are $5.

countryrose92 23

There is a theater here that releases movies 2 weeks to a month later then others and only charges 3$ a tickets. Otherwise the theater is 6.50. But popcorn is still 5.50 a bucket. Wtf? Lol

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

And YOU disgust ME. It's called not getting to one in time. And also called a bodily function! As if you've never farted a day in your life. Let alone farted in public.

tjshatescra 8

If I paid for a movie, I would want to get up to go to the bathroom just to fart...just sayin'.

In Lansing Michigan it's only 7 dollars some day like five

When u call it a local theater no wonder their only five bucks

Damn I wish it was that cheap where I live lol

gloooooria 14

I'm paying then I'm staying. Farts and all.

I know I'm years late but holy shit you guys are so lucky, movie tickets are like $25 here

If you have that much gas, go to the bathroom. Would you piss yourself to avoid missing any of the movie, too?

PulseShock 9

That's the worst analogy I've ever read.

Yeah calm down its just a fart. Everybody farts

Better spend every day in the bathroom then, humans release gas all day without even noticing it most of the time.