By Cristoforo - 25/05/2013 08:19 - United States - Mamaroneck
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To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
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You should have stood up and bowed at the end.
There is nothing wrong with farting. It's natural and everyone does it. Heck, I ripped a big fart in the store just today.
Everybody pees too, but that doesn't mean it's acceptable to do it in public.
difference being: -you don't have to whip out your penis, or pull down your pants. -its just gas not liquid or a solid. PS who the hell goes to the bathroom EVERYTIME they have to fart?
You should of blame it to the person beside... "Oh god... You sick person" get up and move quickly...
If you're ashamed or embarrassed by natural bodily functions then excuse yourself from the room. Since you tried to hide it and /failed/, YDI.
Fart loudly and be proud !!!!, as long as you don't shit your pants it's fine
To follow up, I was watching Star Trek: Into Darkness (really great movie) and the only ones sitting next to me were my friends. We were sitting in the middle front, I could hear a few "ew's" from the rows behind me but I heard more laughs. I kept my face straight forward and tried to pretend it wasn't me lol
I salute you, brother
Own up to your manliness and be proud! I salute thee!
You should have joined in with a "Eww" and looked around like you were disgusted ;)
Personally, I'm the type that would burst out laughing and raise my hand o/ hahah or start waving it to people who are disgusting by a natural bodily function :p Side note, don't fart when you need to go #2 bad situation for me in front of my girlfriends mom -_- LOL
Fart long and prosper, dude.
The movie was good as for action... But ruined Khan
I would have laughed
That movie is good!
You disgust me. There are these places called RESTROOMS.
Oh, no! Don't fart in public! Not like it's a natural bodily function or anything! Hahaha
Have u ever been in a situation like that? You don't just get up and go at the most exiting part of the movie -.-
It was a fart RETARD!! :D
8 bux? More like 15 nowadays. I'd love to know where you can still see a movie for 8 bux....
Where I live matinee tickets are $6 and night time weekdays are $7.75.
What are they guna do pause it?
I wish movies were 8 dollars where I live. It's about 12 - 12.50 for a regular and about 16-17 for IMAX 3D or just 3D
Where I live, the local theater's evening tickets are $5.
In Lansing Michigan it's only 7 dollars some day like five
When u call it a local theater no wonder their only five bucks
Damn I wish it was that cheap where I live lol
Wtf are bux?
I know I'm years late but holy shit you guys are so lucky, movie tickets are like $25 here
If you have that much gas, go to the bathroom. Would you piss yourself to avoid missing any of the movie, too?
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Don't bring your kid to school; he'll tell all of your students!
I salute you, brother