By ifeelfat - 17/06/2014 20:44 - United States

Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
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J215B 33

Maybe he really liked the pattern on your suit.

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leary96 15

Bikinis are the swim wear of the devil!!!

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martin8337 35

People are so ****** up these days, they need to keep their comments to themselves.

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Mama4ddk 15

you should have told him if he wasn't hungry he wouldn't have been looking! He was very rude very ignorant and I'm hoping that I'm wrong with all of this and that he said what he did because there were a bunch of skanky people running around in dental floss and tissue paper! maybe he was just really really really happy to see a mature modest woman for a change. It could happen I promise! There are some good guys out there still. if he is not one of them I'm so sorry you had to put up with the douchebag. don't let people like that make you feel uncomfortable, or as your title says, that. I'm sure that you are not.

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skittle_QUEEN_YO 15

Ugh im tired of this im gonna rant Im really ******* tired of seeing this whole "skanks in dental floss." bullcrap okay. How DARE you put someone down because they feel comfortable in their body what gives you the ******* right to sau this shit what gives anyone the right? We should be congratulating people who feel comfortable in showing what is obviously their in this messes up society thats hates and eats at peoples emotions just becauses it doesnt align perfectly with yours im calling everyone out on this bullshit okay cause thats what it is pure bullshit never EVER put a women down just because of their size or lack of size or your standard of beauty cause guess what it's your standard not the god damn law so keep your ******* standards and your ******* mentality off out of the minds of people who could very well be struggling with self esteem issues when i was uounger i constantly got shit for being skinner for than my church friends they constanly told me i would never get a boyfriend or that i eat rabbit food and that my boobs were to small just i constanly got shit on then thy just ignored me at the same ******* time my parents gave me shit saying i was getting to fat I may be able to look passes that shit but not everyone is able to and that is whats wrong with the "Only skanks wear dental floss tops" mentality cause no its not skanks its people who have to deal with all this shit yet are still able to look in the mirror and put on that cute bikini. And have a fun day at the. Beach an not give a **** no matter how many pricks with your mentality and everyone elses they meet. Excuse me while i drop the mike and leave the stage

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CeltHound 14

If there comes a next time, say "And thank *you* for helping me weed out the dating pool!

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katertott 44

Perhaps it was a compliment? Unless he was obviously rude or sarcastic, it is possible. As said in other comments, maybe he's religious, conservative (as in old-fashioned, not political), a father, or is simply a man who appreciates women who still dress modestly in this day and age. Maybe he's seen so much near nudity that day, a one-piece was a welcome change. Regardless of how self-conscious and physically fit (or not) someone may be, not everyone wants to see- or wants their kids to see- excessive skin in public. If he was poking fun and implying that you don't have the body to pull off any other suit, then that really blows. Some people should keep their opinions to themselves. Hopefully karma sorts this all out.

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ohishkabibble 21

I'm guessing the guy was saying it to be an asshole, but even if he wasn't, he needs to shut up. People wear skimpy bathing suits to pools/waterparks and that's fine; it's a bathing suit, and if it covers your genitals, that's all you need. If you're not okay with that and have such a strong moral objection to small bikinis, then don't go to pools/waterparks. Meanwhile, I don't see anyone saying anything about men wearing shirts to appear more modest, even though they have nipples and breast tissue as well...

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Uglyfeet 23

Only if that person was the Sea World big walrus taking a selfie

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skychu 18

#44, well, if a guy were going to add the image to his wank bank, I'd imagine he would thank her rather than compliment? Yes/no?

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an3ph 20

Which piece were you wearing?

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