By f_ck_U - 21/09/2011 06:47 - China
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more than 100 means those confirmed and posted FMLs. That 500 are those unconfirmed which need you to click Y or N.
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iPhone app. Problem solved really
You fool. Why would you use FML so blatantly in front of your boss? You need to enroll at Perdix University where you learn to live on FML without ruining your career. Once your tuition check arrives in my Swiss bank account, I will educate you in the ways of stealth, cunning, subterfuge and puns.
"P.U." is a scam (pun intended) because you suck. N haha I reading fml at work right now =p
Being from Wisconsin too, do I get reciprosity Perdix?
Is this anything like the South Harmon Institute of Technology?
#33 I got the first sentence.... But it's all a blank after that.
colts, Cheeseheads get a 15% discount. If you have headcheese, it's a 25% surcharge. Also, you will be responsible to bring a cheese plate about once a semester. If it's crap cheese, you get sent to the toilet with a copy of War and Peace. bo, sure, you are on FML at work, but how do you know you are "safe?" P. U. has an online presence, just like the University of Phoenix. After you earn your degree, you can be on one of the testimonial ads saing "I'm a Perdix."
Oh, Perdix, you make life worthwhile
Where do I sign up? :D
I apologize for the wear and tear on your moms lips!
#87 The yo mum references are getting way too old. On every other FML comments I see, there'd always be at least one user making an uncanny reference to other people's mums. Think of better jokes/references.
Ha
Your boss doesn't know what he's missing.
YDI for messing around when you should be working but FYL because I know how addicting FML is
Doesn't your boss have more important things to do than stand in one place and watch one employee for an hour?
Doesn't OP have more important things to do than sit there and moderate and write FMLs for hours.
well, you don't become a boss by actually doing work. OP must have been so good at not working that the boss felt his job was in jeopardy.
**** this FML. Worst one ever.
DUH!
id read it! just kidding. :) that sucks, but you deserve it. only a smidgen of sympathy for you.
How do you message on this thing?!?! Dx
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this site can be addicting...
1- You should hire him. :D