Miscellaneous: Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes...

By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 02:21 - United States

Today, while at work at a new job, my brother comes and takes my car. Along with all my money, my phone, and whatever else I had in my purse. His message to me through one of my co-workers was "walk home." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 23:05 - Netherlands

Today, my brother "borrowed" my car and keys without asking me. He came back 4 hours later, alone and pale faced. It took half an hour of questions, interrogation, and finally threats before he admitted that my car is sitting in a ditch a few miles away, probably totaled. FML

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Stop! Thief!

By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By rhplb - 17/05/2016 13:10 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML

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By yessssir - 09/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I returned home from a 2-day trip. Before I left, I told my brother to move my car across the street when the street cleaner passes by. Turns out, he used all my gas and got so wasted he forgot to move my car. I got a big ticket that he said he'd pay for. He's unemployed and lives off me. FML

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By I hope you fucking die, you pussy!!!! - 17/06/2021 08:01

Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML

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Baby you can drive my car

By Anonymous - 29/12/2020 05:01

Today, as usual, I work nights and sleep during the day. I found out that my brother uses my car and never puts gas in it when he called me for the first time to actually ask me if he could borrow my car, and also to lend him $20 to put gas in it. FML

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By GirlOnTheFly - 27/06/2012 04:20 - United States - Uniontown

Today, I was finally able to drive my brother's nice car instead of my clunker, because he left for college. First thing I do? Back into the neighbors' mailbox while exiting the driveway. FML

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Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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Long walk home

By zoe - 15/07/2022 22:00

Today, I got locked out of a building that I work in (I work night shifts). I locked my phone, wallet, and car keys in the building. I had no way of contacting my boss or getting a ride. I had to walk home at night, almost got hit by a car full of dudes yelling slurs, and had a woman scream at me from the passenger seat of a car. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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animerose08 6

Friday 13 August 2010 9:07

thats when I'd call the cops and report both my purse and car stolen. If my brother did that w/o my knowledge, I'd be pissed! I hope you didn't have to walk too far. I hope you kicked his ass when you saw him! LoL

ilovejeland 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:14

soo did you walk??? btw you should bring the cops home with you to scare the shitt out of him. then have him arrested..haha

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lyddiexox 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:25

boo for shitty siblings >.<

EliteWord 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:27

lifes a bitch that sucks

SpookyAngel 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:29

Your brother is a meanie  hopefully your new job was walking distance. I would've been pissed lol

CRrawsum 7

Friday 13 August 2010 9:40

I'd kick my brothers ass if he did that to me. And why does he have access to all of that?

compliments 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:43

take a dump on his chest when he falls asleep.

CRrawsum 7

Friday 13 August 2010 10:10

xD ewwwww

melijoonam 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:42

Maybe he had a spare key of hers. it's doesn't say she gave him the keys!

Seana_fml 6

Friday 13 August 2010 9:45

unacceptable...that's theft!

SlackeRR 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:46

nothing in ga is ever close. hope u made it home ok. carma is a b....h

MishaShortStuff 0

Friday 13 August 2010 9:46

I Agree :) haha

CupAndSilverware 3

Friday 13 August 2010 9:47

go get revenge

cheerforlife18 0

Friday 13 August 2010 10:01

See my brother knows he better not do something like that to me cause I'll beat him up badly :) But that sucks OP, you need to train your brother better.. Hahaha jk!