Don't you think that's slightly harsh...? Everyone does that at one time or another, some without realizing it. It's basically human nature. It's not like OP is an unmentionable freak. Plus, rather that then her having boogers hanging out of her nose. As long as no one could see her, and she put the boogers into a napkin or something, it's not that big of a deal. Just unfortunate that she hurt herself + screamed.

I'm sorry, was I supposed to pat OP on her back and say "There there, it'll be ok"? Hell, I was given the name "DocBastard" for a reason, and it wasn't for my dashing good looks.

Chill Doc. Picking your nose is like taking a shit. Everyone does it but no one else wants to see you do it. Unless your'e into that sort of thing.

Yes, I think you were named bastard for your dashing good looks. To live up to your name, you should pat OP's back "there, there" and offer her a hot beverage.

You were supposed to ask her if she would like a hot beverage? Like Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory show.

Maybe Doc expects praise and a pat for being such a bastard all the time.

... and you should have just pulled up your pants, Narcissus.

He likes it like that brethren.

I think you can leave your pants where they are.

Yum? Are you sure you're responding to the right FML or do you just eat boogers and found this FML appetizing?

If you're censoring cusswords, you probably shouldn't be on this site.