Why did you scream?

Just say your nose started bleeding say its because you were trying to dry up your sinuses and they got to dry

That's one of the many reasons why you should only pick your nose in the privacy of your own home.

uhh. hello? that's why there's NOSEBLEEDS. man u are horrible at excuses..

"It wasn't my fault! My finger nail cut the inside of my nose when I was scratching!"

'Scouting for Boogers'? Thanks for the laugh, my brain decided to hook that phrase up with somebody that I used to know, yelling that at passerbys out the moon roof of my old car.

Say: "I was scratching my nose!"

Say you were scratching

My god... I thought people stopped picking their noses when they were out of pre-school.

Sometimes you just can't breathe or they're severely annoying. Sometimes you just need to pick. Naysayers need to geeeet overrr ittt. It's not like anyone's picking their noses, or wiping the finds on your keyboard or doorhandles, because you wash your hands afterward, of course. If anyone's dumb enough not to, then there's reason for trouble, but no.