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By I'mMike - 01/08/2015 20:19 - United States - Sebastian

Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 320
You deserved it 2 024

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arano 29

Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are ******* hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (:

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Top comments

imnotslick 18

you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.

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Comments

PePziNL 20

Is your last name Litoris?

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dragoongirl90 34

I think it's Rotch.

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Vlen_fml 20

hey, gotta be honest, i've never met a "Dean" I've liked, bunch of d-bags as far as i've met. some people just have a name that clashes with you.

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VeganVampyre 26

I agree, but you should still give them a chance. I had a (different) guy named James in my class every single year of school from grade 1 to 9. All of them were assholes and I decided I hated anyone named James. Then when I was old enough to get a job I ended up working with another James, and he was really nice. Now we're really good friends and I no longer hate the name. You just can't judge people based solely on their name.

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Vlen_fml 20

i don't, i judge Dean's by their proximity to girls in my life and their actions

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cantfixme36 28

I know a lot of very rude people named Mike... Sorry that those jerks ruin your name, OP. Maybe start going by Michael, I know a lot of nice Michaels.

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soulxreaperx356 9

Well tell her you can fix that, or tell her to screw off, depending on how she said it

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MatthewWelch15 3

Are u the guy from the other fml where he poked a guys pocket and hes like watcha got there and he says uh thats my dick mike

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SookyLala 13

lol 'mike' must have really pissed her off.

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tiredofwaiting 25

Maybe her last bf's name was mike.

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spellburst 12

Hey just pray your last name wasn't hunt

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lovelockdown23 23

okay that's my second time seeing this. does someone want to be nice enough to explain who Mike hunt is?

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jbuckets_404 38

#84 repeat "Mike Hunt" out loud to yourself....

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middlenamefrank 8

"Call me Michael"?

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