By I'mMike - 01/08/2015 20:19 - United States - Sebastian
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Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are ******* hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (:
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You should have said "Yah a lot of girls don't like when a guys dick is TOO long" then put on your shades and walked out of there
She saved you cause she's an idiot.
Must've had some traumatic experience regarding someone with that name... or she is just crazy. But even if the first applies here, she shouldn't have told you that straight to your face instead of getting to know you and trying to get rid of her preconception.
I guess that means that she hates Magic Mike, so she's definitely got problems! On a side note, I'm sure you'll find someone better, OP!
What a bitch; you dodged a bullet.
Maybe it's the name of an ex?
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Most likely, but even still. If you went through a nasty breakup with someone, would you suddenly hate EVERY other person with the same name?
Someone who has that same name was probably an ex or someone that she had a bad experience with, so she associates that name with that experience. If she can't learn to be more open minded than its her loss OP.
She clearly doesn't deserve you. Not open minded or anything. It's her loss, OP
Should've told her you didn't mike her anyway Sorry
How shallow!! What's wrong with "Mike"?
I Like Mike
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Is your name Hitler?
you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.