By I'mMike - 01/08/2015 20:19 - United States - Sebastian

Today, while at work, I mustered up the courage to talk to a cute girl. I asked her name, to which I replied with mine and that it was nice to meet her. She followed up with a dirty look and the fact she hates anyone with my name. FML
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arano 29

Hey guys, OP here. Just wanted to clarify a couple of things: My name is "Mike," hence the name I used. I didn't call her any names or say anything witty back. I was honestly too dumbfounded by her saying that to me to think of anything, so I just walked away. Your comments are ******* hilarious though. They made me feel much better about the situation. Also I don't wear a name tag so when I introduced myself I couldn't really take it back. I like my name though, so she can shove it. (:

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imnotslick 18

you could've covered it and said it was your middle name you've always gone by, then you can come up with a really sick new name for yourself. like Sergio. I think shrek is the real winner though.

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CuteKoalaGirl 18

I'm not really inclined to give anyone with my ex-abusers name much of a chance. >.> baggage and triggers and all that jazz.

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Logic_friend 10

Don't worry buddy girls like that aren't worth it

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cottonmouth25 7

Ahh what a lovely girl... proof that just because someone looks cute.. doesn't mean their personality is, can turn out to a be off putting person real quick. You're better off without someone like that OP.

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