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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By orourkeda - 14/04/2021 10:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML

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By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:05

Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.

Artsygirl90 14

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:03

well that sounds shitty!

Comments

fmltiligothigh 0

Monday 23 August 2010 15:25

thats ****** gross

eldiablo2196 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:58

never heard of that but sorry

victorioustunnel 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 22:10

at least they know who you are

writergirl23 19

Friday 30 March 2012 8:31

Go to the doctor not fml!!!

DylansMomma 9

Wednesday 5 September 2012 7:19

Your comment : This happened to me all the time when i was pregnant... minus the pooping. Ive felt your pain, OP.

BrieNichelle 4

Friday 7 September 2012 5:37

Could have been worse, you could have blacked out while you were driving home. I'm glad you're okay(:

dodzin 9

Saturday 8 December 2012 18:18

You need to see a physician ASAP

sythe511 28

Wednesday 23 January 2013 2:21

Sorry, but you should have taken a dump before deciding to black out.

DropsofSun24 1

Monday 27 May 2013 12:00

Ummm passing out doesn't cause you to shit yourself SEIZURES do. Sometimes they look like passing out. This is very serious, get in touch with a neurologist immediately.