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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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Today, I was at work alone with a stomach bug. For some reason, our bathroom was out of toilet paper, so I had to quickly run to the nearest store to buy more, only to shit my pants midway there. I'm pretty sure the cashier knew exactly what had happened. FML

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By orourkeda - 14/04/2021 10:00 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML

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By Crap - 30/07/2015 00:57 - United States - Seminole

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

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justsayfuck 5

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:05

Oh that is awful! How can the people you work with be so cruel to remind you of it? :o I feel sorry for you.

Artsygirl90 14

Saturday 21 August 2010 0:03

well that sounds shitty!

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chrissysweathear_fml 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 4:25

HAHAHAHA they'll soon let it go.... maybe

JeffGoesRawrr 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 5:00

That's Discusting.. How The Hell Do You Shit Yourself In Your Sleep.?

allie198 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:53

#59 i know right? thats just grosss like really gross lmao good luck with your co workerss!

Lichinamo 33

Monday 9 January 2012 1:42

They weren't sleeping; she had passed out. Passing out and sleeping are two totally different things: When you pass out, usually you're sick, or something physical happened to make them pass out.

mandapanda27 5

Saturday 21 August 2010 5:08

Forget what everyone at your work is thinking about you, OP! I really hope you got yourself to a doctor. FYL indeed!

sportzkid1 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 6:23

I passed out at football practice last Saturday. it's not fun.

allie198 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:54

well did u shittz your pants? lmao

Bieberbabe89 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 6:32

maby your prego!!!!!! tummy pain: baby kicking, pooping yourself: babys foot is on your blader. you should take a pregnency test.

I_have_no_clue 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 7:30

This totally made my night.

0H_s0_iiC3Y 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 8:11

'and pooped myself' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !! ah shit, i think I pooped myself

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 10:03

Dickheads...

baby_gurl2405 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 13:28

Yeah... not a lot of people would let you forget that once they knew you were okay...

tearsof0 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 17:37

YOU HAD A SEIZURE. dizziness and the feeling of feinting is signs of a seizure! Get to a doctor!!! Pooping yourself is also because when you have a seizure you loose your bowls. Please see a doctor! This is not something to laugh about! This could be severe! You could have problems with your brain now.. Because every time you have a seizure you loose many braincells. Please see a doctor and resolve what this is.

Cigar 11

Sunday 22 August 2010 2:20

#72 could be onto something. It sounds like you might have had a problem with your Vagus Nerve. Go to your doctor to find out more information. The same thing happened to my stepdad. He said he felt sick to his stomach, got dizzy, walked 10 steps and blacked out, at which point he pooped himself.