By Anonymous - 05/08/2012 05:33 - United States - Mahwah

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Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML
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DKjazz 20

Hold on, let me go Google "Italian Chandelier".

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bmcco 2

There's no bone in your dick..

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GingerGirl1992 4

No, but it's still possible break it. It's called a penile fracture, and it's when the corpis cavernosum ruptures.

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edenianthe 7

While I was reading this the ad for Smurf's Village was on the bottom of the screen.

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MTZ8590 4

it's impossible to "break" your penis. there's no bone at all in your penis, dumbass.

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kitsune3 20

Notice he used quotations around the word "broke" and never said anything about bones. There ARE things in a penis that can be damaged, and clearly he managed to damage something.

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myriane_fml 5

For your information and general culture, look up 'penile fracture'. It is not pretty. RTFW before calling anyone dumbass, dumbass.

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NPN_Scorpio 16

The Summer Games are in full swing in London, and we hear entirely too much about the athletes' training-related injuries. Thanks for a story about an injury sustained while attempting something objectively worthwhile!

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hellojazzii 0

oh jesus. i am a girl and this made me cringe horribly.

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jose562 5

I wonder hold long that will take to heal.

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RokNRoll11 9

Forget breaking a bone, you broke a boner, I didn't think that was possible dude

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