By Anonymous - 05/08/2012 05:33 - United States - Mahwah

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Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML
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DKjazz 20

Hold on, let me go Google "Italian Chandelier".

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MrsAlexander83 10

LMAO! Ok when I first read this I read you had a sharp pain in your neck so im think "agh that sucks!" and then I get down to the bottom and it says your dick is black and blue!! I was like "how the heck did that happen?!". Anyways, just thought that was funny!!! As for your post--I have ABSOLUTELY no idea what this is. I will now go to google, so hopefully I don't do it unknowingly and break my husbands dick! LOL

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Tolarie 13

And the ad at the bottom of my FML app is currently an ad for the Smurfs app! Haha But feel better OP!

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linkinpark98 23

I cringed at this.... And I don't even have a penis.

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kirwhite 4

I hope the Italian chandelier was worth it!

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sxyandiknowit 4

I'm jut wondering what you were doing wrong?! That position is pretty safe and straightforward in its delivery..... Sucks to be you though! Ice and NSAID's man

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kingatowning 2

Turns out boners can break.

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pieman1234 4

Dicks don't have bones. So how on earth did u "break" it?

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Cypherrr 13

I'm laughing at the irony of a Smurf ad popping up on my iPod when I clicked to vote.

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