LMAO! Ok when I first read this I read you had a sharp pain in your neck so im think "agh that sucks!" and then I get down to the bottom and it says your dick is black and blue!! I was like "how the heck did that happen?!". Anyways, just thought that was funny!!! As for your post--I have ABSOLUTELY no idea what this is. I will now go to google, so hopefully I don't do it unknowingly and break my husbands dick! LOL

And the ad at the bottom of my FML app is currently an ad for the Smurfs app! Haha But feel better OP!

I cringed at this.... And I don't even have a penis.

I hope the Italian chandelier was worth it!

I'm jut wondering what you were doing wrong?! That position is pretty safe and straightforward in its delivery..... Sucks to be you though! Ice and NSAID's man

Turns out boners can break.

Dicks don't have bones. So how on earth did u "break" it?

OOOOOOOOOWWWWW

I'm laughing at the irony of a Smurf ad popping up on my iPod when I clicked to vote.

Pezzo di merda..