By Anonymous - 05/08/2012 05:33 - United States - Mahwah

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Today, while attempting the Italian Chandelier with my girlfriend, I heard a popping noise, and then had a sharp pain in my dick. Turns out I "broke" it. Instead of calling 911 immediately, my girlfriend remarked how my now black and blue penis looked like a Smurf. FML
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DKjazz 20

Hold on, let me go Google "Italian Chandelier".

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galacticstorm 6

I would not wish this upon even my most despised enemy*shudders*

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hockeykyle10 5

You can't break your dick. There's no bone

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NamelessDisease 6

Ouch! I flinched when I read that. So sorry, OP. I hope you get better soon! :)

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wubbazugg 5

Oh my ****.... Penile rupture is no ******* joke...

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leeh425 1

If she breaks your dick, you ain't thick

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KiddNYC1O 20

Maybe she's got a 50inch ass...

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riptor911 10

Doesnt matter had sex? Idk about this one. Breaking your ******* dick does matter.

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emopanda1134 4

What's the "Italian chandelier" exactly?..

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ebfbruh 0

Ahahahahaha. I'm laughing cuz the add on the bottom of my screen was a smurfs app. But seriously that sux. At least she didn't break yet balls!

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