Miscellaneous: Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents'...

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 428

You deserved it 45 878

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 213

You deserved it 4 772

You kinda deserved that one

By hlev24 - 03/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street when a homeless man asked me for some spare change. I told him I didn't have any. I then tripped. Not only spilling the soda I was drinking all over myself, but also spilling the spare change I had from buying it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 177

You deserved it 110 087

Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 283

You deserved it 29 773

Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 262

You deserved it 443

By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00

Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 202

You deserved it 590

By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 043

You deserved it 1 401

By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 332

You deserved it 5 019

By tikizombie - 30/08/2010 20:10 - Canada

Today, I was moving out of my old place. While walking around to make sure I would get my damage deposit back, I stepped on my roommate's lipstick and smeared it all over the white carpet. Then, I tripped on the phone cord and ripped the whole thing out of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 211

You deserved it 8 404

By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 109

You deserved it 14 370

Sorry

By Awkward - 01/02/2013 22:53 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 315

You deserved it 8 038

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:41

Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

awardZu 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:04

You should be more careful when you do you walk of shame. It's a proud tradition, and you have tainted it with cherry coke. Shame on you!

Comments

bugmenotmofo 34

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:12

you should be ashamed

iPunchedBigFoot 5

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:14

Nice

xMyazXtr3me 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:16

what a waste of a perfectly good cherry coke. way to go!

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:16

cherry coke sounds good right now well fyl op.

biggestboss 3

Wednesday 6 April 2011 6:30

you look great ;)

ajt1562 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:17

Lol thats lame

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:22

Funny you should use the word "cherry" when everything in this story was left anything but.

jessicahoney1984 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 20:31

i love this comment =]

PassTheDutch 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:32

what a waste of cherry coke. FYL and fail for falling.

missjuniper 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 2:51

lol totes meh gotes

applecaketree 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:34

I hope they weren't cream carpets, that's a bitch to get up!

lilemmy55 10

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:38

bahahaha nice (:

perdix 29

Tuesday 5 April 2011 16:41

Spilling cherry pop after getting your cherry popped? There's just something poetically beautiful about that.

SaharNar 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 17:38

bwhahaha you have a point !! :)

lmaoatall 6

Tuesday 5 April 2011 18:28

win- spilling the coke- after the poke

PassTheDutch 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 23:17

dropped the drink after taking it in the pink. or stink depending on personal preference.

69_jackson_69 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 3:57

(Insert clever jingle/rhyme here)

Keywords

Poopoo peepee Love Embarrassing Miscellaneous Christmas Romantic Break-ups Annoying Money Gross Ironic Argument Awkward Friends Cute Haircut Lonely Holidays Relatable Work Bosses Capitalism Cars You're fired Covid Health Jealousy Cheating Kids Parenting

The Top

Today, my dad is freaking out because he thinks he's next on the list of targets the NYC CEO shooter has. Not because he himself is a healthcare-ruining CEO, but he's a pharmacist who gets death threats every week from patients he can't give medication to, due to insurance companies denying everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 536

You deserved it 83

Today, I took my 8 year-old daughter to an airplane museum to show her the kinds of aircraft I’ve worked on during my 30+ year career. In the first 15 minutes, I had grease on my new shirt, bumped my head, spilled coffee and cut my hand. Sums up my career. Only 10 more years to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 471

You deserved it 237

The Top

Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 780

You deserved it 331

Today, I was rotated to the graveyard shift at my job. My only co-worker is a twenty-something Paris Hilton wannabe who won't shut up about her belief that she's the reincarnation of Whitney Houston. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 174

You deserved it 1 971

Today, my drunk husband came home, got into bed, and started humping the body pillow. He ended up whining about how I hadn't come yet, then angrily slurred that I must be cheating on him. All I could do was stay quiet and wonder how the idiot even made it home alive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 866

You deserved it 4 879

Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 916

You deserved it 1 357

Today, a ball rolled up to me, so I picked it up and threw it over the school wall. A little boy who was behind me asked for his ball back. It's Sunday and the school is closed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 342

You deserved it 37 184

Today, we had two of our longest serving coworkers retire at the company I work at, and they hired two young prospects to replace them. The problem? They asked me to train them both for the next 4 months, cancelling my PTO in the process, and then I learned they were being paid nearly 20% more than I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 599

You deserved it 99